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Started by Vekseid, November 20, 2007, 03:22:15 AM

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Vekseid

Other forums have this, so I thought, why not us too? Basically, you choose a dwarf or dwarfette that you like, I'll name him or her after you, and we go through their adventures in fortress building, kobold slaying, and keeping children out of the hands of goblins (more difficult than you might think). Also, bugs. Yay!

You can of course make requests and such.

I found an absolutely beautiful map location:



Sure, it very probably means no adamantine (We'll get to that when I get my 30 ghz machine, I'm sure), but it can be a lot of fun. Warm climate, a river, boatloads of trees and shrubbery, a magma vent, obsidian and marble. That means steel and lots of it. What more can a dwarf want?

Besides adamantine :-(

In the interest and hope of more participants, I used adjuststart to start with 9 dwarves and only 100 points (may as well have some tradeoff).



I'm focusing on buying the hard to get skills this time, rather than starting as miners, woodcutters, herbalists, etc. It's easy to get such things up to Legendary, better to start with the skills that are harder to train. In our noble expedition leader's case, I'm starting her with Consoler and Pacifier, mainly because I have no freaking idea what they do.

Presumably console and pacify.



My general starting build, modified a bit - two more picks because of the need for a ton of mining, four dogs make for more breeding (Usually, I hope) and a small army of them. Turtles are awesome for their shells and bones, So I get lots of them. Like many others, I drop the anvil and extra battle axe for moar points.

For the uninitiated, this is over a year's worth of food and drink for our intrepid band.

Strike the Earth!



No, that's not a random name. >_>

More to come (including personality profiles and skills!)

Lirliel

I wanna be a dwarf! :D

Something warrior-like please.. or magic either :)
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Vekseid

And we're off!  Sorry, no magic in this version yet. Warriorness waits until the fortress is established.



Six females, three males. Just the way I like it. >: )

We're starting on the cliff above the river, it seems.

Let's have a looksee...



Here is our magma vent, to the bottom left, on the ground (river) level. It's partially covered:



Which is on the same cliff level we embarked at. Fire imps below, so we'll avoid them until we're a bit stronger.

Lots of short cliffs, few ramps, will probably have to dig and make quite a few in order to make sure people can get around.

Except for this one, which leads to the high point of the map on the bottom right:



It's six levels above most of its surroundings, eight above the river to the north. Bit of an anomaly, it is.

A lot of these ponds are perilously close to draining:



Those aren't the only ones!  This map - very wet.

Next: Meet your dwarves.

Vekseid

First, we have Ral, our Expedition Leader.



Nothing seems to train the Conversationalist, Pacifier, or Consoler skills, so I gave her Proficient Pacifier and Consoler. In order to maker her useful, she's going to be doing some mining for us. She is strong and agile.




Next, we have Moldath. Moldath will also be mining for us, and is a proficient Fish Cleaner and Metalsmith. She is strong and tough.






Ingish is Strong and Agile. She is proficient at Building Designing, and is proficient at Brewing. She, too, will be mining.






Fourthly, we have Rigoth, a Metal Crafter / Bowyer (proficient in both). She will be our fourth and final miner for now. She is strong and agile.






The first of the Rakust sisters is a miss Sakrithkubuk, a very agile Butcher / Tanner. She will do some engraving for us while we get some stuff carved up.






The second of the Rakust sisters is miss Adilnazom. Very Tough, she is a weaponsmith / armorsmith. Like her sister, she will also be doing some engraving.






Inod is our first male on display. He is a Cook / Gem Cutter (Proficient in each like everyone else). He is strong and agile, and will be collecting plants.






For our second male, we have Avuz. He is very agile, and a proficient Wood Burner / Furnace Operator. Elves will curse his name for all time. For now, he will be collecting plants






I've claimed third and final male, and named him Vekseid, originally Kol as in the image below. He is an Animal Caretaker / Siege Engineer (combo of sensemaking, yes?), and will be doing our woodcutting. He is agile and tough.






Don't get hung up on the jobs they are currently doing - those train up fast and that's the reason they have them. The ones they start with are much more important (except perhaps for the expedition leader's, who will be getting a boatload of nobley skills). They will work them off and on until legendary, then pass them off to others.

Also, don't get -too- attached to your characters. Stuff... happens. The motto of the game is 'losing is fun' and that's really the only way to end the game, so...

Jeramiahh

As much as I'm sure he'll be one of the first killed, since the guy who goes off in the woods to gather plants usually gets eaten by a wolf or something, I'd like to lay claim to our Woodcutter friend, Avuz.
I'm not shy. I'm silently stalking my prey.
There are two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not quite sure about the first one.

Vekseid

#5
Burner! He won't be woodcutting until he makes legendary. The forests shall weep upon hearing his name. Or something.

Avuz is now 'Jeremiahh'!

Only one male left until the immigrants come!

Celestial Goblin

No way I'm doing the <<<SMELLY>>> work of a butcher and tanner.
I'll take the first male immigrant craftsdwarf, mechanic, carpenter or mason(in that order).

Sherona

I guess I will take a stab at this...Rigoth seems interesting..

Apple of Eris

I wanna be miss Sakrithkubuk! I'm put off by authority and tradition too! heh
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.  ~Jayne Mansfield
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Swedish Steel

I'll be the cook! Blood and guts don't face me! :)
"Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same."

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Vekseid

Yuss!

Now we just need moar wimmins. I shall volunteer Lilac as our expeditionary leader if no one else wants Ral.

Elvi

Oh bung me in somewhere for goodness sake, not that I understand a word of it.....*smiles*
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Lirliel

"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Vekseid

Just need one more volunteer to be Moldath the Immodest! >: )

Cherri Tart

oh, what the hell - i have NO idea of what is even going on, but i know immodesty - just tell me what is expected of me and i'll give it my best :)
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Vekseid

Absolutely nothing is expected.

However! As the game progresses you may make requests, about what goes in her room, things to make, etc. :-p

Vekseid

And that's all of them until immigrants arrive and/or kids are had. Hooray!

Cherri Tart

as a dwarf of immodest mind set, i think my first request shall be a chain mail bikini! *grins*
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Swedish Steel

I need some dwarven battle bread to be sure!
"Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same."

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Vekseid

The journey over the mountains was long and treacherous.  Many times it was suggested that Lilac's intrepid group carve through the mountains, instead of over them. That wouldn't have left their supplies in very good condition, however, and it would be refreshing to know that the supply caravan would suffer as they had.

The mountains gave way to hills, and eventually the slopes of the great volcano that was their destination. Jeremiahh was ecstatic at the sight of the grand forests leading up its length.

Jeremiahh: "Woooooooood."
Lilac: "No, Jeri, you're not burning the forests right now. Go pick plants."
Jerimiahh: "But-!"
Lilac: "Go pick plants!"
Jerimiahh: "...yes ma'am."

Lilac surveyed the land for a bit, and found a nice spot to make their entrance.

Lilac: "Alright ladies! We're-"
Vekseid: "And gentlemen!"
Lilac: "What have I told you about voicing your delusions?"
Vekseid: "But-!"
Cherri Tart: "Not very gentle either."
Lilac: "Enough! We're going to be digging out our home here!"



Elvi: "Next to the river that could easily be redirected to drown us all?"



Lilac: "Yes! For... the kingdom!"
Sherona: "Murakkilruddastot Rabed!"
Swedish Steel: "Or, as the humans call it, the Bold Bronze Sword of Freckles!"
Lilac: "Silence! No human speech here, miss!"
Swede: "But we're-"
Lilac: "Go pick plants!"
Swede: "And I'm not a miss!"
Lilac: "NO MORE SHARED DELUSIONS, GO PICK PLANTS!"
Swede: "...yes ma'am."

And so Swede and Jeri went off picking plants, and Vekseid grabbed the ax and began a deforestation operation.

Lilac: "I swear when I get my way we will have a halfway decent name-"
Apple of Eris: "Is that treason I hear?"
Lilac: "Not yet. Let's clear a path down and dig some banks into the river in case any of those idiots falls in."
Sherona: "Yes ma'am!"



Lirliel: "Uhh, Lilac... what are Elvi and I supposed to be doing.
Lilac: "Oh go pound boulders into the dirt or something. Build muscles. We'll need them."

And so the intrepid band dug. Or about half of it did. And dug some more. And when they were done digging into rock, they dug a bit extra just to be sure. Because, really now, what self-respecting dwarf wants to sleep under clay?



CT: "Ooh a floating prickle berry!"
Lilac: "No, Cherri, you can't dive after it."
CT: "But aren't you going to have Vekseid cut down that tree?"
Lilac: "If it survives." She hoped it didn't. Floating logs were almost as annoying as floating trees.

Upon reaching the bottom and clearing it out, Lilac kissed the marble. "Mmmm future steel."

With that cheerful prospect in mind, Lilac began inexpertly laying out a modular fortress plan.


Elvi

*hands Lirliel a huge hammer and goes off to smash rocks sniggering at the men picking daisies*
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Lirliel

*Hammers away with glee! Whilst snickering at the flower-power men*
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Cherri Tart

*tries to fish floating pickle berry out of the water with a stick*
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Sherona

*Shovels through the dirt, keeping an eye on the other dwarves in case one of them tries something sneaky*

Vekseid

Quote from: Cherri Tart on November 23, 2007, 09:34:47 AM
*tries to fish floating pickle berry out of the water with a stick*

It's actually floating in mid-air :-p

Apple of Eris

*sets up lounge chair and tans* Just doing my part!
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.  ~Jayne Mansfield
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Cherri Tart

Quote from: Vekseid on November 23, 2007, 11:50:26 AM
It's actually floating in mid-air :-p

then i'm gonna stab it with a pointy stick and eat it :)
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Jefepato

*begins massing a horde of goblins to stand at the edge of the map and do nothing*

Swedish Steel

Great. I see goblin stake on the menu for the next couple of months. Where's my cleaver?
"Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same."

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Apple of Eris

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.  ~Jayne Mansfield
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, then call whatever you hit the target. ~Ashleigh Brilliant

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Cherri Tart

*taps into keg and begins binge drinking*  hey, if we're going to fight goblins, gotta be in the proper spirit!
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Vekseid

And so the intrepid ladies carve out their new fortress.  Soon enough, they strike... something.



Lilac: "Hey Vekseid!  What's Malachite!?"
Vekseid: *Checks Wikipedia* "Copper!"
Lilac: "Damnit. Oooh.  Chrysocolla!  Is that valuable!?"
Vekseid: "It's a good training stone?"
Lilac: "...damnit."

In the mean time, Elvi set up her still, and Apple and Lirliel began working on some basic crafts while the other ladies dug out the fortress, in preparation for the arrival of the dwarven supply caravan.



In no time at all, Elvi had turned the intrepid group's two-year stock into a four-year stock.  With some help from the so-called 'men' prancing about outside like elves.

Lilac: "Aww, how sweet, the floating plants died!"



And so the intrepid fortress began. In time, they were noticed.



Jeremiahh: "Fucking kobolds!"
Cherri: "Well if that's the way you swing..."
Jeremiahh: "That's not what I meant!"

Vekseid eventually set up shop as well, and began training Elliquiy's future army of war dogs.  Some of them were already making puppies.



Swedish Steel: "Aww..."
Lilac: "See!?  We have no men here."
Swedish Steel: "..."



Jerimiahh: "Stone-forsaken kobolds!"
Apple: "You're one to talk!"
Jerimiahh:"This wasn't my choice line of work!"



Vekseid: "Lilac, the caravan is here!"
Lilac: "Do they have anvils!?"
Vekseid: "How should I know!?"
Lilac: "Grrr...."

With the arrival of the caravan, there was another visitor.



This one apparently ran across the caravan's guards while stealing one of Apple's Microcline mugs. His life of theft and adventure was sadly cut short by non-denizens of Elliquiy Fortress.



Apple plays the world's smallest violin for the Kobold.

After investigating the caravan and finding no anvils, Lilac proceeds to curse the Liaison out over the matter.



Lilac: "What do you FUCKING MEAN no anvils!?"
Liaison: "Well we-"
Lilac: "are idiots!"
Liaison: "We'll be happy to bring one next year-"
Lilac: "For how much!?"
Liaison: "Oh, a special discount for you! Only 165%!"
Lilac: "..."
Liaison: "Was it something I said?  By the way, we need crossbows."
Lilac: "..."
Liaison: *gulps* "And musical instruments and toys..."
Lilac: "Did the King get assassinated and replaced by an elf!?"

The Liaison mumbled something about treasonous talk and left shortly after the caravan did. Lilac picked up some food, fabric, and a cage with a dog in it.  Mostly to trap all the puppies Vekseid's dogs were making.

Winter hadn't even arrived before the first wave of migrants came, hoping to partake in the wealth of the young fortress

Lilac: "Slave labor!" <3



(Immigrant profiles in next post)

Elvi

*Hic*

Stop stressing Lilac.....have a flaggen of....errrrr.....this stuff...we got planty.....errrrr...plenty....*HIC*
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Apple of Eris

That bastard stole one of my mugs! Death by kobold is too good for the likes of him! Someone resurrect him so I can give him a slow torturous death! *grumbles*

And I want my damn mug back!
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.  ~Jayne Mansfield
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Vekseid

Lilac inspects the so-called "Men" as they come in.



Unlike some of the other 'men' that arrived, he's at least not lazy, or useless.  Also, he brought a donkey, so he wasn't completely worthless, as he actually brought a potential source of leather.



The second not-completely-useless 'male'. Cherri was not exactly the ideal mechanic, Lilac was forced to admit.



Why he came when there was already a leatherworker couple willing to provide their own leather supply is anyone's guess.  Future slave labor.



"Willing to compare himself favorably with others". No skills, no animals, the only thing of value about this peasant is the clothes he wears!  Future slave labor.

Lilac's verdict: Will wait until the next immigrant wave to judge whether or not there are men in the kingdom at all.






Meng also brought a donkey, complimenting her husband's. Breeding pair means food + leather + bones + skulls.  All good things!



She will be tasked with Fortress Beautification immediately!



Surely there must be some use for this girl. Perhaps dedicated crafting of some sort.

Finally, the Intrepid Fortress received a pair of Armorer chicks:





Both of whom were apparently prone to laziness.

Jefepato

I've become irate with the number of migrants that show up in the current version of DF.

The last game I played, there were 22 in the first wave.

Vekseid

Yeah, his was the smallest wave I've seen. Otherwise I probably wouldn't have posted it.

Not volunteering to be one of the males? :-p

Cherri Tart

what do you mean i'm not the most reliable of mechanics?  hey, if you think you can do it any better, be my guest! *storms off, leaving a trail of doohickeys, and watchamajiggies in my wake*
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Xillen

Woot, immigrants!

I'm gonna claim Catten Likotsavot :)

*eyes Lilac questioningly, after her remark about no men, while he chews away that last piece of bat that he finally managed to free from between his teeth*

Elvi

Catten?
"Tense, jittery and unassertive"
Sounds perfect Xillen....*laughs*
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

strangely made

Do you want to put me down for Shorast Llalath please, Vekseid. Pretty please :)

Elvi

Oh bugger....
*rolls up sleeves and starts making more booze.....*
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Vekseid

Quote from: Xillen on November 27, 2007, 05:24:58 AM
Woot, immigrants!

I'm gonna claim Catten Likotsavot :)

*eyes Lilac questioningly, after her remark about no men, while he chews away that last piece of bat that he finally managed to free from between his teeth*

I -think- the Goblin claimed him already, so if he says that's who he wants, he'll get him first.

Xillen

If that's the case, I'll settle for Dodok Sibrekular. Could we have some confirmations on this?

Bliss

Zefon the engraver - overindulges, needs alcohol to get through the day, and handles stress cheerfully? Yeah, that's me!
O/O ~ Wiki ~ A/A ~ Discord: Bliss#0337
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Cherri Tart

Ilral the armorer for me!  i mean, really - she sounds perfect :)
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Vekseid

Quote from: Cherri Tart on November 27, 2007, 10:31:22 AM
Ilral the armorer for me!  i mean, really - she sounds perfect :)

You already have a character. If she dies you can have a new one :-p

Cherri Tart

no, i mean i want her as one of my followers!  really, how do you expect me to raise an army without followers?  there's some pesky elves to the west of us and really, who invited them?  kick their bottoms out and think of all the nice forests we could cut down and build ships out of :)
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Apple of Eris

I'll join the army! Supposedly I'm a butcher and tanner so I suppose that means either join the military or become a dwarven serial killer. I'd rather lop off some elf heads!
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.  ~Jayne Mansfield
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Cherri Tart

yeah! army of two!  *hands Apple five stars and a medal of honor - you can be my general of mayhem :)
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Vekseid

Males:

Catten Likotsavot - Celestial Goblin
Shorast Llalath - Strangely Made
Dodok Sibrekular - Xillen
Adil Zulbanudil - unclaimed

Females:

Zefon - Bliss

Other four are unclaimed.

Bliss

O/O ~ Wiki ~ A/A ~ Discord: Bliss#0337
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Apple of Eris

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.  ~Jayne Mansfield
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, then call whatever you hit the target. ~Ashleigh Brilliant

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Celestial Goblin

I prefer to consume giant bat.
Thus, I so hope we'll dig deep enough to find a chasm or two...

Cherri Tart

*blinks* i thought i claimed Ilral the armorer?  after all, i need someone to make that chain mail bikini fit just right :)
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Vekseid

Quote from: Cherri Tart on November 27, 2007, 01:09:58 PM
*blinks* i thought i claimed Ilral the armorer?  after all, i need someone to make that chain mail bikini fit just right :)

Unless one of them gets a mood that will probably be Lirliel :-p

Lirliel

First my own! Then Cherri's, with matching thong
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Swedish Steel

Hey! I thought I was the butcher! What am I supposed to do with this rusty saw now? I guess I could always be the doctor...
"Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same."

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Cherri Tart

*shakes head*  no way!  we want a competant doctor - one with shiny unrusted saws and drills! 
you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Swedish Steel

Trust me, a rusty scalpel works almost as well as a new shiny one, I know that from personal experience.
"Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same."

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Cherri Tart

you were never able to keep me breathing as the water rises up again



O/O, Cherri Flavored

Elandra

I'll take Ilral the armorer, especially if she is to be a follower of Cherri, can't see anything wrong with that.

All Hail Cherri!
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Elvi

Quote from: Cherri Tart on November 27, 2007, 01:09:58 PM
*blinks* i thought i claimed Ilral the armorer?  after all, i need someone to make that chain mail bikini fit just right :)

Well...Strangely and I could have Tartlet, but I'm afraid it's not in our job descriptions....*grins*
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Celestial Goblin

I want a bigger room, away from all those noisome yokels and wenches. And one of you is going to smooth my walls and floor.

Elvi

It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Bliss

As the engraver, I'll take care of your walls and floor.

They'll be ribbed. For her pleasure.
O/O ~ Wiki ~ A/A ~ Discord: Bliss#0337
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Xillen


Bliss

If your pony is stalling, it probably needsa tuneup.
O/O ~ Wiki ~ A/A ~ Discord: Bliss#0337
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Elvi

Perhaps it needs........beer?

Or we could just eat it I suppose.....
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Apple of Eris

*grabs knives* Butcher a pony? I hear they're good eatin'! Plus... pony skin rug for the fireplace!
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.  ~Jayne Mansfield
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Elvi

'ang on.....
I just checked...it's a bloody DONKEY!

Damn..we'll have to stew it......in BEER.....
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Xillen

*looks at the fourlegged creature*

Well, you could've called it a goat and I'd believe you.

Feeding it beer is fine with me, but just to be sure you're not poisoning it, give me a couple of mugs to test out myself first.

Elvi

Just drop it into this nice big pot and we'll give it a nice bath....look....I've got a fire under to keep the...errrrr...water nice and warm.....*smiles sweetly*
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Xillen

Thanks, but I like my goats the way I like my women... being able to smell from them where they've last been :)

Elvi

But........well I've put carrots and turnips and beer in there for it....to make it feel all happy and all.....*sniffles*......
It's been fun, but Elvi has now left the building

Serenity Vixen

This seems an interesting situation. I will claim Urist Abanoltar. Something about the lazy little thrll-seeking, rat eating Armoress appeals to me ::)
"I once tried to take over the world, but then I got distracted by something shiny"
"There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those that are good at math, and those who are not"