Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st

[Derwaysh]

Walk on, my brothers. We are in this together.

-390

[Bedroom Lazarus]

Sleeves rolled up, he went over and hip bumped Shewolf aside, hands coming down to grab the paddle handle, letting the rough cord around the handle scrape against he hands as he adjusted his grip.  First for measure he let the broad flat of the paddle rest against Midori's backside, giving it a soft bump..before pulling his arms back...just halfway to start...and delivering one sharp hard hit that left the flesh vibrating after

Next batter.

-389

[JackWhite]

-388.

Let the women feel what we've been through.

[Shewolf]

Wolf attacks, jumping on BLazzy and toppling him over.

-389

[Derwaysh]

Run! Her wolf is out of control!

~Tries to tempt the pretty wolf with lots of soothing words and attention~

-388

[JackWhite]

-387.

[Bedroom Lazarus]

Is tackled from the side by a green eyed monster, causing his balance to shift and taking him to the ground

look look, you'll get a turn too, no need to be so catty about it!

-386

[Shewolf]

Run! Her wolf is out of control!
~Tries to tempt the pretty wolf with lots of soothing words and attention~

Snaps her jaws at you.

Is tackled from the side by a green eyed monster, causing his balance to shift and taking him to the ground

look look, you'll get a turn too, no need to be so catty about it!

The word catty was apparantly the wrong choice... he gets a deep bite in his shoulder.
-387

[Vill]

-386

This place is a mad house.

[Divine Tenacity]

Sleeves rolled up, he went over and hip bumped Shewolf aside, hands coming down to grab the paddle handle, letting the rough cord around the handle scrape against he hands as he adjusted his grip.  First for measure he let the broad flat of the paddle rest against Midori's backside, giving it a soft bump..before pulling his arms back...just halfway to start...and delivering one sharp hard hit that left the flesh vibrating after

Next batter.

-389

HEY!

-wriggles and moans, waiting for the next blow-

-387

[JackWhite]

-386

Don't count wrong!

[Shewolf]

Ha!
-387

[Divine Tenacity]

I changed it Jack!

-looks around and squirms away from the action-

-388

[Bedroom Lazarus]

Is pretty sure he's going to need a tetnis shot later.  Rolling on top to use his weight to try to keep the Wolf pinned down, even as she tears at his shoulder   This...is going to end....badly....Medic!


-387

[Derwaysh]

Uh oh... the roof's crashing. Its the madhouse!

-386

[Shewolf]

Struggles fighting with the priest, not letting go, a deep growl coming from her.

-387

[Bedroom Lazarus]

-386  Stop Midori....from...getting away..it can't be a total .. loss.

Leans in and just plain bites the wolf back.  Tit for tat as he went for the side of her neck

[JackWhite]

-385

You hadn't when I posted :P

[Derwaysh]

-384

[Shewolf]

The wolf went for his shoulder, but now she does snap at his neck, uttering a yelp when she feels his teeth.

-385

[Divine Tenacity]

Well I did, so there! -blows a raspberry at Jack- :P

-Squirms away until she finds something sharp to cut her bindings loose. Rubs vigorously against the sharp thing until her bindings snap, setting her free. She stands and pulls her ninja sword, a maniacal glint in her eyes-

You bastards are going to get it...

-Jumps into the fray, swinging her sword-

-386

[JackWhite]

-385

[Derwaysh]

I was kind to you, milady Midori. Spare me for old times' sake?

-384

[Shewolf]

Still struggles with the priest
I've got him Midori! Keep posting! And finish him off!
-385

[Divine Tenacity]

Not. Today. You should never have followed that sneaky priest, good sir!

To battle!

-takes a giant swing at Derwaysh-

-386