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Started by Spookie Monster, May 08, 2009, 06:00:57 AM

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Is anybody here familiar with Green Porno?  If so, what do you think of it?  Apparently Isabella Rossellini is the concept's brainchild; I've always liked her, but now I'm starting to REALLY like her, "if you know what I mean and I think you do."  Kudos to her for nurturing this project!

By the way, my Green Porno name is "Pug Limespeck."  If that totally turns you on, give me a call.

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Greenthorn

Quote from: Ziggy Speldust on May 08, 2009, 06:00:57 AM
Is anybody here familiar with Green Porno?  If so, what do you think of it?  Apparently Isabella Rossellini is the concept's brainchild; I've always liked her, but now I'm starting to REALLY like her, "if you know what I mean and I think you do."  Kudos to her for nurturing this project!

By the way, my Green Porno name is "Pug Limespeck."  If that totally turns you on, give me a call.

Spel


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My porno is on the net?  Oh no!!!

;D
 

The Overlord


My porno name is Daddy Longleg, which is hilarious...they used to call me that in junior high. ROFL.

Greenthorn

My green porno name for my RL name is: Matsubia Yamabuki
For my E-name, green thorn: Evangline Epigine
 

Moonhare

Mine for RL name is Ebony Jewelwing.
Mine for Moon Hare is Muffin Gallwasp.

lol. muffin...hehehe...Moon Muffin. There are so many things that that can work with.

Gunslinger

Hey its that girl from Roger Dodger... Roger Dodger? anyone?
Anyway Green Porno is really impressive, good work and well done, she is perfect for this.

saturnschild

My name is Canary Boccacio.

And I have seen Green Porno only once and it was by luck, for I don't even get the channel it came on anymore. but the one episode I saw was wonderful.
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Kip

*laughs*  My Green Porno name for my real name is 'Goliath B.' and for my screen name - 'Goby Catalina"

What a great concept.

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Paradox

Apparently my green porno name is Calvin Clamdigger  >:(

Thanks for the link, Spel. It's a very interesting site. I'm considering forwarding it to my old biology professor.


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Spookie Monster

Thanks for all of the replies, everybody!  I really appreciate your thoughts.  Oh, and I really enjoyed your Green Porno names, too!

Incidentally, this is the Lime-speck Pug, who I presume is the inspiration for my own Green Porno name:



According to this site:

A distinctive and slender-winged Pug, it is thought that this species may resemble a bird-dropping and thus reduce attraction to predators.

I just keep getting SEXIER and SEXIER, don't I?

Quote from: Greenthorn on May 08, 2009, 07:59:48 AMMy porno is on the net?  Oh no!!!

;D
When I started this thread, I totally missed the potential Greenthorn / Green Porno connection.  This is odd, because like any red-blooded straight male I think about you, Greenthorn, a lot.  Er... sometimes.  I mean, occasionally.  You know -- from time to time.  It's not as though I'm watching you through high-powered binoculars right now or anything!  Can you lean back just a little?  Ooo, and take that off?  Thanks.

Quote from: Paradox on May 11, 2009, 08:03:57 AMApparently my green porno name is Calvin Clamdigger  >:(

Thanks for the link, Spel. It's a very interesting site. I'm considering forwarding it to my old biology professor.
You're welcome indeed!  I hope that your old professor finds it all interesting if you do in fact decide to pass it on.  And I think that with a name like "Clamdigger" you're bound to be popular with the ladies! ;D

Thanks again, everyone! :-)

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Greenthorn

Quote from: Ziggy Speldust on May 19, 2009, 06:21:36 PM


I just keep getting SEXIER and SEXIER, don't I?
When I started this thread, I totally missed the potential Greenthorn / Green Porno connection.  This is odd, because like any red-blooded straight male I think about you, Greenthorn, a lot.  Er... sometimes.  I mean, occasionally.  You know -- from time to time.  It's not as though I'm watching you through high-powered binoculars right now or anything!  Can you lean back just a little?  Ooo, and take that off?  Thanks.

Spel


I was running at the speed of life...

Yes Spel..yes you do keep getting sexier and sexier

*leans back, stretches and then realizes she needs to pick up a few things in front of the window while wearing her very short nightshirt...*

;)
 

Ket

Oooh... a new way to torture GT!

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YOUR GREEN PORNO NAME IS:

WOLF SPIDER

Morgana

Hmm....  I squish Wolf Spiders on a daily basis....   ;)

Lithos

E-Name: C.CUCUMBER
RL Name: PUG LIMESPECK

I kinda like C.Cucumber..
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Quote from: Morgana on May 20, 2009, 02:18:00 PM
Here ya go:


RL Name:  Cindy Swallowtail


E Name:  Vivid Dancer

Weird. My E name came up as Cindy Swallowtail. Maybe it's based on initials? *ponder*

RL name yielded: TOMATO HORNWORM
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Only I will remain.
<3 <3 <3

Ket

-snickers-

Hornworm

-snickers-
she wears strength and darkness equally well, the girl has always been half goddess, half hell

you can find me on discord Ket#8117
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It's really entertaining and educational!

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Spookie Monster

Quote from: Greenthorn on May 20, 2009, 04:09:05 PM*leans back, stretches and then realizes she needs to pick up a few things in front of the window while wearing her very short nightshirt...*
"Dear Stalker's Diary: Today I learned how difficult it is to see through fogged-up binoculars..."

Quote from: Lithos on May 21, 2009, 12:53:23 PMRL Name: PUG LIMESPECK
Hold on, Lithos: You and I are the same porn star?  This is getting weird.  Maybe we're like James Bond or something?  That said, Bliss being in fantasy who Morgana is in real life is indeed stranger still...

As a note, "Ziggy Speldust" yields "Benny Harptail."  This is a Harptail Blenny, which I assume inspired the name:



(If you're clever, you might be able to figure out where I got the above picture from.)

Thanks for the replies, everybody! :-)

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RL Green Porno name: Cleg Mound

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Indigo

...this...this is awesome!

I love it!

What a great site...added to favorites after the first vid.
Thank you for the link, you crazy, awesome linker!

signing off,
Indigo
aka
'Florida Bagworm'

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Revolverman

Arabian Squaretail.

But... I'm Canadian!

Indigo

Sea sex knows no nationality!

;D

Spookie Monster

Thanks for the continued replies, guys!  And you're most welcome, Indigo -- er, "Florida Bagworm" -- it is pretty neat, isn't it?

Spel


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