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Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9250 on: September 28, 2017, 04:42:51 PM »
Heh. I would not judge you by the skill you have in any art you choose, only the passion you have for doing it. I can make dry paint flake within two verses of 'Danny Boy'. But my heart will be in it.

Would you like me if I offered you a dance, regardless of your skills?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9251 on: September 28, 2017, 04:45:06 PM »
Absolutely but, your toes might not like me.




Would you like me if I no longer could mold words into captivating art?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9252 on: September 28, 2017, 04:47:10 PM »
Yes. Because I could still read your mind. In your eyes, actually.

Would you like me if I was discreetly unhinged?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9253 on: September 28, 2017, 04:59:52 PM »
Very much so. It would compliment my own cracks of insanity well I believe.




Would you like if I were insane with only fleeting bouts of sanity?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9254 on: September 29, 2017, 06:57:04 AM »
Welcome to my pool of madness, the water is warm.

Would you like me if I was incapable of simultaneous lines of thought? (Not a big stretch of imagination, there...)

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9255 on: October 03, 2017, 02:07:33 PM »
So long as you still liked me alright when my bouncing brain got you confused.

Would you like me if I danced in the front seat of the car to the radio, regardless of who could see?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9256 on: October 03, 2017, 03:47:18 PM »
Ma'm, you had me at 'dance'.

Would you like me if I took your clock radio apart and tweaked the alarm signal to 'air raid siren'? As a surprise?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9257 on: October 03, 2017, 05:36:15 PM »
There would probably be flailed arm in your direction at first, but it would likely end in a giggle. I think we'd be fine.

Would you like me if I was struggling to find the positive?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9258 on: October 03, 2017, 05:43:05 PM »
We all do that. If not necessarily all of us all the time, but we all know the taste of negative. At least those of us who have to deal with more of the bad stuff, get to find more pleasure when we do get some of the good stuff.

Would you like me if I get philosophical at the drop of a hat?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9259 on: October 03, 2017, 05:59:29 PM »
Of course, philosophical conversations can be a really good way to process things, and spend some time.

Would you like me if I had a bit of a not quite fanatical, but certainly opinionated, view of politics?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9260 on: October 03, 2017, 07:57:32 PM »
Doesn't bother me unless you use it to put me down.  Open discussion can be valuable! :-)

Would you like me if called you up a midnight to ask a favor the next day?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9261 on: October 03, 2017, 08:37:42 PM »
Depends on the favor. ;)

Would you like me if I cancelled plans last minute?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9262 on: October 03, 2017, 08:44:43 PM »

I would not be happy about it but hey, shit happens. I'd still likes yous!





Would you like me if I did drunk karaoke so to sing to you as my way of hitting on you?
(So, oh my god baaaaaad singing)



Offline Eikichi

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9263 on: October 04, 2017, 02:51:31 AM »
I think it would be rather adorable.

Would you like me if I constantly teased you about things that flustered you?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9264 on: October 04, 2017, 09:32:30 AM »
Depends on my mood.

Would you like me if I was a grouch without my coffee?

Online dblkrose

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9265 on: October 11, 2017, 04:37:40 PM »
Only if you don't allow me to make you a pot after we wake up.

Would you like me if I drive fast and loose?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9266 on: October 12, 2017, 06:15:16 PM »
Yup. I'll be doing the exact same thing.

Would you like me if I was constantly sarcastic?

Offline Aimless93

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9267 on: October 12, 2017, 06:57:50 PM »
Probably... I have a bit of a soft spot for sarcasm.  ^-^

Would you like me if I put rum in every cup of tea you made?

Online dblkrose

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9268 on: October 12, 2017, 07:07:38 PM »
Only if you blew on it before I took a sip.

Would you like me if I hid Roses for you in your panty drawer?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9269 on: October 24, 2017, 10:48:09 AM »

Sweet and touching, even romantic in gesture. Which I am not used to. So yes, most certainly yes.


Would you like me if I... I gave up writing altogether so to read books?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9270 on: October 24, 2017, 10:57:02 AM »
I would be quietly horrified. Anyone could read those books. Your words can come from you alone, and that is why they are precious.

Would you like me if I took you to the opera?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9271 on: October 29, 2017, 12:31:32 PM »
I would indeed.

Would you like me if I something sexy if it distracted you from the performance?

Online Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9272 on: October 30, 2017, 11:02:29 AM »
Hmmm. That might depend on the opera and the melody in progress. The Tower aria from Tosca does not combine well with debauchery, while La Traviata practically begs for it - not to mention Phantom Of The Opera!

Softly, deftly music shall caress you
Hear it, feel it secretly possess you
Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind
In this darkness that you know you cannot fight
The darkness of the music of the night

Would you like me if I arrived at our date wearing a suit?

Offline Hush

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9273 on: October 30, 2017, 11:31:22 PM »
A suit? Perfect for the opera.

Would you like me if I booked the tickets?

Offline Hickory

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #9274 on: October 31, 2017, 01:53:50 AM »
Hey, if you're paying then you can book us tickets to where ever you want. <3

Would you like me if I couldn't afford to take us anywhere nice myself?