Perverted Wishes

[Harley Quinn]

Granted! But they don't know how to swim and in a panic, pull you down with them.

I wish I could write better.

[Leo]

Granted. You can now write so well you'll make it in history books. But you've lost all your other good sides instead -physical or otherwise!

I wish I could stop smoking.

[Harley Quinn]

Granted!  You've stopped smoking, and because it's important for your health that you do quit, nothing bad befalls you, since you made the right wish.

I wish I could be more creative.

[Leo]

Granted. And in return of your kindness, your next artistic creation will earn you the title of "Best of the Century". Nothing bad happens.



I wish I could have Superman's powers for a day.

[Lucius Cornelius]

Done granted to you ... and for all the rest of the world


wish can go on a long trip

[Leo]

Granted. Destination : Mars. Alone.

I wish I could talk to animals.

[abandoneddolly]

granted but none of them want to talk to you

I wish my house was clean

[kimbersee]

granted. but now you are dirty

I wish it wasn't so hot.

[RomeoFalls]

Granted its a hundred below zero

I wish I was dead.

[Harley Quinn]

Not granted.

I wish I wouldn't need sleep.

[RomeoFalls]

Granted you dont need sleep but your entire power goes out. For ever.

[Leo]

Since nothing was wished, I'll re-grant Harley's wish : You don't need sleep, you spend every waking moment with a terrible headache.

I wish I could breathe underwater and stand the pressure of the depths of the ocean.

[RomeoFalls]

Granted but now you cant come on land

I wish I could teleport.

[abandoneddolly]

granted , you teleport into a wall and are stuck

I wish I didn't feel so tired all the time

[Harley Quinn]

I already had the headache before.  :-\  So I got cheated. -cries-

Granted!  And since I have that same wish, I grant it for both of us!

[RomeoFalls]

Sinces theres nothing to grant

I wish that Harley wouldnt cry, and that she would fall asleep.

[Harley Quinn]

-kiss-

Granted!  Wait, I don't think I can grant it since it involves me.

[Leo]

Granted, Harley can never shed tears again and she can't wake up anymore.

I wish every time I snapped my fingers I got a golden coin between them.

[RomeoFalls]

Granted its chocolate

I wish that I could lay beside Harley as she is my Juliet.

[Leo]

Granted. But now she hates you.

I wish I could turn into an animal whenever I wanted to.

[RomeoFalls]

Well I already knew that.

Granted but you can never turn back into a human. Then the goverment hunts you down and does experments on you.

I wish I was accepted.

[Leo]

Granted. You're accepted into an African tribe.

I wish I was approved to full membership!

[RomeoFalls]

Granted but then you explode because I planted C4 in your computer.

I wish I had someone to talk to.

[Leo]

Granted. You have a peach face bird to talk to.

I wish I didn't have to wish something.

[Drivestort]

Granted, no longer have to wish for anything, but the rules state that you do have to wish for something, so you vanish in a puff of disappointment.


I wish I didn't have trouble fitting into vehicles because of my height.