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Edhel Tari

#125
July 02, 2010, 01:24:54 AM
So many buttons to push, so many levels

How is sex like a vacuum?
"For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings, That then I scorn to change my state with kings"
(Shakespeare)

Nevermore of blood ravens

#126
July 02, 2010, 01:43:15 AM
When done right it really sucks

How is sex like a light switch?

ArtemisHighmore

#127
July 03, 2010, 01:12:59 AM
It's fast, crazy and can get you very wet.

Why is sex like alcohol?

Edhel Tari

#128
July 03, 2010, 01:15:19 AM
Because it goes down smoooooth...
"For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings, That then I scorn to change my state with kings"
(Shakespeare)

ArtemisHighmore

#129
July 03, 2010, 01:17:29 AM
You didn't give me something to go off of. :P

Why is sex like snow?

Nevermore of blood ravens

#130
July 03, 2010, 01:41:45 AM
Its beautiful and no two experiences are alike.

PaleEnchantress

#131
July 04, 2010, 08:13:19 PM
You didn't give anything to go off of.

How is sex like freezing to death?
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ArtemisHighmore

#132
July 04, 2010, 08:15:06 PM
it's slow, numbing and makes you fall asleep.

How is sex like a closet?

PaleEnchantress

#133
July 04, 2010, 08:19:05 PM
Because they are both for comming out with.

How is sex like a bad comedian?
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ArtemisHighmore

#134
July 04, 2010, 08:20:35 PM
As hard as you try, you're still not very good.

How is sex like a strategy game?

PaleEnchantress

#135
July 04, 2010, 08:23:29 PM
People ruin it when they try to maximize efficiency rather then just enjoy it.

How is sex like a broken window?
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Foxfyr

#136
July 07, 2010, 01:39:53 AM
Because if you aren't careful and don't take your time, somebody might get hurt and end up bleeding.

How is sex like a bottle of water?

Dreamers Sand

#137
July 07, 2010, 01:40:59 AM
Because when you're running low and need it badly, it quenches a thirst that nothing else can truly do to such a powerful extent.

How is sex like an oriental fan?
"Adapting to human unpredictability is one of my features."
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Foxfyr

#138
July 07, 2010, 01:56:11 AM
Because even though going fast gets the job done faster, its the slow, rhythmic motions that makes it much more enjoyable.

How is sex like a cell phone?

Dreamers Sand

#139
July 07, 2010, 01:57:16 AM
Because you get to push your partner's buttons til you hear their sweet voice in your ear noting you've done it all right.

How is sex like a roll of toilet paper?
"Adapting to human unpredictability is one of my features."
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ArtemisHighmore

#140
July 07, 2010, 01:58:35 AM
You never know how bad you need it til you're out of it.

How is sex like candy?

Dreamers Sand

#141
July 07, 2010, 02:00:27 AM
Because it's sweet and makes you feel that grand sensation even though it's fleeting, and if you get the right kind, it just melts in your mouth and leaves you begging for more.

How is sex like a car?
"Adapting to human unpredictability is one of my features."
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ArtemisHighmore

#142
July 07, 2010, 02:03:49 AM
you have to take good care of it if you want it to run well. If you abuse it too much, it breaks.

How is sex like an outlet?

Foxfyr

#143
July 07, 2010, 02:07:10 AM
Because as long as it's turned on, it can easily brighten your day.

How is sex like a grocery bag?

Dreamers Sand

#144
July 07, 2010, 02:08:49 AM
Because it can hold things together and mend the problem of scattering objects or emotions.

How is sex like a hair brush?
"Adapting to human unpredictability is one of my features."
An Hourglass of Dreams | Ons & Offs

Nevermore of blood ravens

#145
July 07, 2010, 02:15:40 AM
Be cause you grip it tight and rub the head just right until the desired results occur

How is sex like an ice cube

ArtemisHighmore

#146
July 07, 2010, 02:16:11 AM
it will make you shiver and gasp

how is sex like a tv?

Foxfyr

#147
July 07, 2010, 02:23:30 AM
Because if you get tired of one channel, it isn't hard to change stations until you find something you like.

How is sex like the internet?

Dreamers Sand

#148
July 07, 2010, 02:24:37 AM
Sometimes it has all the answers if you know how to surf it.

How is sex like a keyboard (computer keyboard)?
"Adapting to human unpredictability is one of my features."
An Hourglass of Dreams | Ons & Offs

Nevermore of blood ravens

#149
July 07, 2010, 02:30:08 AM
When you hit it stuff comes out

How is sex like a good pair of socks
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