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Elturel

If a deaf person goes to court, do they call it a hearing?


AllAboutDetail

If a mute swears does his/her mother wash his/her hands?

lollipop

 Is there another word for synonym?

derek

What's the antonym for alimony?

lollipop

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

derek


lollipop

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

derek

LOL... XD

When the sky falls...how would anyone know?

lollipop

 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

SinClaire

What are you supposed to do when your mother tells you "shut up and answer me"?

Can you be spontaneous when someone tells you "be spontaneous"?

lollipop

Why are square meals served on round plates?

SinClaire

Why are most kitchen-related containers round if fridges are square/rectangular?

lollipop

Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?

Oniya

Quote from: derek on April 16, 2011, 11:42:20 PM
Why is there air?

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lollipop

How can you hear yourself think?

despickable

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

and what part of a dilemma do you find the horns? On the horns of a dilemma

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Anesa

Why do our ears never stop growing?

Have you ever noticed older folk have really BIG earlobes?  :P

Oniya

If The Miz got into a mixed tag-team match with Layla, would they be known as Lay Miz?  (say it out loud.  Oniya is functioning on sleep-dep and Broadway soundtracks)
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And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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Quote from: AllAboutDetail on April 12, 2011, 01:56:59 PM
When sign makers go on strike, do they write anything on their signs?

yes. at least the french ones did 2 years ago

Quote from: lollipop on April 17, 2011, 01:27:30 AM
How can you hear yourself think?

because bones are hollow, and the bones in your hearing channel conduct air both in and out. The reason most people don't actually hear themself think is that there are too many outside stimuli

Quote from: SinClaire on April 17, 2011, 01:21:45 AM
Why are most kitchen-related containers round if fridges are square/rectangular?

Marketing. round forms are nostalgic and therefor more attractive to consumers
Quote from: Elturel on April 12, 2011, 01:56:18 PM
Well so much for answerless Huh..lol thank you..

If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that stuff from ACME, why doesn't he just buy himself dinner?

Maybe his credit line is only valid at Acme. Have you ever seen him pay for any of those things. One day his creditors will catch up with him.


why do hotdogs come in packages of eight, and hotdog buns in packages of ten?
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Belle33

Does killing time damage eternity?

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Tambit

How is a Raven like a Writing Desk?

Tamhansen

Quote from: Elturel on April 12, 2011, 01:47:39 PM
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

cause that stuff is heavy. planes would be 3 to 4 times heavier.

Quote from: Tambit on May 07, 2011, 06:38:03 PM
How is a Raven like a Writing Desk?
Dunno, maybe ask raven, saw them on here a while back
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They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Belle33

Quote from: Tambit on May 07, 2011, 06:38:03 PM
How is a Raven like a Writing Desk?

Because Edgar Allen Poe wrote on both.

Why are there never any "guilty" bystanders?

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Tambit

Why do juries pronounce someone "guilty" or "not guilty" but never "innocent"?

gaggedLouise

Quote from: Belle33 on May 07, 2011, 06:44:58 PM
Because Edgar Allen Poe wrote on both.

Why are there never any "guilty" bystanders?

because those are cops? ;)

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