Breakup with the person above you!

Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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Sophyta

My wolf told me that you are done.  You don't play fetch or ball with him.....Do I really have to do everything!!!
I am what Nightmares are made of.....

Rog the Rake

Ya know Sophyta when ya said ya 'LOVED' your wold I did not think you mean you LOVED your wolf.. while that could be a bit ... kinky... when ya put him above me and kick me out of bed for some alone time with him.. that was just the last straw... so Little Miss Kinky Red Riding hood.. you and wolfie have fun.

I am outta here..

Sophyta

Well, Rog.  You kick me, slapped me and snore like a airplane going over my house.  How am I to get beauty rest....I will.  Bye..
I am what Nightmares are made of.....

thirteenhearts

Ya know, as the man in this relationship sometimes I just want you to wear the pants.  We're over!

Zaphod

How can I have a meaningful relationship with a headless woman! We are through.

thirteenhearts

I'm SO tired of you watching those Boflex infomercials! Just buy one already dammit!

Zaphod

No, you can't wear that outfit when my mom comes to visit. But since you won't listen, we are through.

thirteenhearts

Your mom always compares me to your last boyfriend.  I just can't compete anymore!

Zaphod

If only you had done something useful with those hands, we would still be together. Bye!

thirteenhearts

OMG!  You were my first and now you're dumping me!? *sobs*

Anyways, I've been doing your brother and he's much better so good riddance!

abandoneddolly

your doing your brother ...I'm really not into incest so yeah bye.

thirteenhearts

No HIS brother!  Use a Q-Tip once in awhile to clean your dirty ears! We're over!

abandoneddolly

I might if someone hadn't used all my q tips to make that tiny little house and ferris wheel. you have soome weird hobbies.

thirteenhearts

At least I have hobbies!  Get off the computer!! GEEZ!

abandoneddolly

Me get off the cumputer what about you. you hypocrit . we are so done.

Sophyta

Both thirteen and Dolly get off and come to my house or we are all through.
I am what Nightmares are made of.....

abandoneddolly

do you mean 'get  off ' to the computer cause I might be able to do that.

Gideon

I knew it! That's like cheating on me with a computer! We're done!

thirteenhearts

Quote from: abandoneddolly on July 18, 2010, 03:00:24 PM
do you mean 'get  off ' to the computer cause I might be able to do that.

ROFL

abandoneddolly


Sophyta

(my bad.  stupid delete keys.)

Ok, well if you guys don't then we are so over like grill cheese...
I am what Nightmares are made of.....

abandoneddolly

grill chese? I'm tired of you compareing things to food, besides I know your just trying  to get me over there so that wolf can eat me.

Gideon

Well I'm tired of you being with another man! "Fixing" you my ass!

Sophyta

Well, maybe wolfie is mad at you. You two work things out.  Unless you want a new master.... >:)
I am what Nightmares are made of.....

abandoneddolly

Quote from: Gideon on July 18, 2010, 03:07:22 PM
Well I'm tired of you being with another man! "Fixing" you my ass!

well quit breaking me then

and you mister better put that wolf on a leash