Corrupt a wish

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Rhedyn

Granted, but now you have so much energy you can't sleep again.

I wish for the ability to never get lost.

Mercurio123

Granted, you've been placed in a well lit inescapable box. You can't get lost if you can't go anywhere.

I wish I knew where my phone is

Beguile's Mistress

Ah...You find your phone in the toilet right before some hits the flush button!

I wish I had a bigger outdoor grill.

Gadifriald

Granted, you have an outdoor grill so big that you have to hire a giant to flip whole cows on it and an army of dwarves to mine and haul coal to fuel it! ;D

I wish it wasn't so darn hot.
I am a mighty ravisher of captive damsels and princesses!

Rhedyn

Granted, but now it's too darn cold.

I wish I had a day off.

MiraMirror

Granted, and hey, you also get more! You now have every day off forever, because you've been fired. :c

I wish I had some strawberry ice cream. ^^
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Gadifriald

Granted, your bedroom is now filled with strawberry ice cream to the ceiling!

I wish I had a billion dollars.
I am a mighty ravisher of captive damsels and princesses!

CaptainNexus616

Granted but you are arrested for forgery.

I wish I was the Dragon Born and could FUS RO DAH!
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Mercurio123

granted but whenever you try to use your powers you get an arrow in the knee.

I wish I didn't have to go shopping tomorrow

Vill

Granted, but ye do be havin' to shop for every day after for the rest of yer life.

I wish me vessel could sail through rifts in time and space.

Rhedyn

Granted but it can only do it once, leaving you stranded in a whole other time.

I wish I had the evil Queen's magic mirror.

CaptainNexus616

Granted but it won't stop telling you how your not the fairest of them all.

I wish I had Gipsy Danger.
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┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THAT TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ \(`Д´)/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
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Mask of Innocence

Granted! Congratulations you now have Gipsy Danger. Unfortunately it's so irreparably damaged that it is useless, so enjoy looking at it!

I wish I had a garage full of supercars.
Ask and you may be told. Do not ask and be forever condemned to ignorance.

Boatman

Granted, but they are only scale models.

I wish I could be riding a powerful motorcycle right now.
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Mercurio123

Granted, you now have the ability and skill to ride powerful motorcycles, unfortunately the only ones you can find in your price bracket are 125cc

I wish I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow

Belle33

Granted.  But, tomorrow is today.. and today - you have to wake up even earlier than you thought.  Tomorrow is your day off - so you can sleep in if you like. 

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone flirted on E.  I'd be rich indeed!

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Mask of Innocence

Granted, but now every time you flirt offline you must contribute a dollar back to E.

I wish I had a better sense of direction
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Belle33

Granted.  But I had to affix a permanent compass to the back of your hand.  I hope you like - it's bedazzled!

I wish someone would cook me a lovely dinner.

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AngelsSonata

Granted, but its a lovely dinner consisting of dishes you dislike the most.

I wish I lived in a steampunk inspired world.

Mask of Innocence

Granted, unfortunately you being sent there has upset the workings of time and space. Our world and the steampunk inspired world are now coming to rather swift and destructive ends. It was great while it lasted though, right?

I wish superpowers were real.
Ask and you may be told. Do not ask and be forever condemned to ignorance.

ChicagoOkie

Granted, but the only people that get them are evil.

I wish my ear would stop hurting.
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Beguile's Mistress

Your wish has been granted.  Unfortunately you ear has fallen off.

I'm wishing for graham crackers.  I just got a sudden craving. :-)

ChicagoOkie

(I think that would feel better.)

Granted, but they are horribly bland and dry and crumble to nothing once touched.

I wish I had a puppy.
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Boatman

Your wish is granted.
You did have a puppy, but that was long ago.

I wish I could meet the mysterious female soulmate who haunts my dreams.
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Monkeys Razor

Granted, she is indeed haunting you as she is dead and a ghost, she will come around every night and scare the living hell out of you. But you will at least get to meet her.

I wish I could be a millionaire.