Breakup with the person above you!

[Lucius Cornelius]

you are so hot and sexy and nice, that i think that im not good enough for you...  so this is the end.

[Harley Quinn]

You louse!  I thought I was the only one.  This is so over, stoney!

[Galanthor]

you're not using enough makeup!

[abandoneddolly]

you took my win away from me, so this wont work out.

[Galanthor]

you didn't purposed to be my win, so your not good for me

[abandoneddolly]

awww  :'( well fine. I"m never good enough for you. Just Go

[Galanthor]

your to sweet and i don't want to hurt you while trying to hurt you...go...*sniffs*

[abandoneddolly]

that dosent even make sense ....

[Cardwolf]

I'm just not into the school girl thing anymore...sorry, but you've killed that fantasy for me and now I'm going to kill us.

[Edhel Tari]

I'm sorry, but I can't take you just staring at me like that.  I need more.  So...I'm breaking up with you.

[KieraHaroden]

I hate how you show off your body to everyone... it just doesn't roll with me. So bye-bye.

[abandoneddolly]

what your with her, oh so your cheating bye

[Edhel Tari]

I can't believe you actually wore that in front of the mailman.  That's it, we're over.

[KieraHaroden]

Do you look at everyone that way? I don't like it. We're through!

[Edhel Tari]

Must you wear that outfit to the Mall?  We're over.

[Zaphod]

You have to grow your hair that long when you know I love pony tails. We are through.

[KieraHaroden]

You're too oily. I like my men clean! See ya.

[Creshnagarine]

You look fantastic, but its like we haven't even met before.


Let's try this again when we realy get to know each other, all right?

[Merry Gentry]

I thought I would get used to the horns... I didn't..

[thirteenhearts]

Look, we were just "experimenting" in college...um, yeah I don't really want to date you.

[Michael Corvus]

Wow! That was amazing. Now get your stuff and get out!

[thirteenhearts]

Glad YOU thought it was amazing...I wasn't even close!  I'll be happy to leave now.

[Michael Corvus]

I wasn't talking to you. *throws back the covers to reveal the other girl* You're right, you WASN'T even close.

[Merry Gentry]

who are you again?
oh! right.. you're my ex...
no?
well you are now..

[Creshnagarine]

I really thought dating a lingerie model was going to be the bestest thing ever!


But No!, its like 'I don't bring my work home', 'don't damage the bread winners', and 'this ain't a grapefruit stand' with you all the time.


You are so... gone, and now so am I.