How many fish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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April 01, 2010, 06:10:52 AM
How many fish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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April 01, 2010, 06:18:01 AM
Depends on how big the lightbulb is, and how small the fish are. 8)
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Shores

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April 01, 2010, 06:24:02 AM
Won't they get electrocuted? :(

CaptainErotica

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April 01, 2010, 07:21:25 AM
What kind of Fish?

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#4
April 01, 2010, 08:42:22 AM
I'm going to wildly guess that the answer is "Splunge," and try not to imagine a fish bulb named Homer Simpson.

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April 02, 2010, 08:22:12 AM
Quote from: Shores on April 01, 2010, 06:24:02 AM
Won't they get electrocuted? :(

Never said that the light bulb was turned on - although the fish probably are.
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#6
April 02, 2010, 08:40:11 AM
Don't the fish have an electrician on speed dial?

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#7
April 02, 2010, 08:54:01 AM
Trick question: An electric eel doesn't need to screw in the light bulb first.

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May 16, 2010, 06:48:19 PM
Quote from: Ziggy Speldust on April 01, 2010, 06:10:52 AM
How many fish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


How many days do we have to wait for an answer?!


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May 16, 2010, 07:10:41 PM
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May 16, 2010, 07:17:35 PM
I dunno..are we talking about Australian or European fish?
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