Last Poster Wins

[Timidity]

Can I just borrow this win... Momentarily. /Stood on a cliff and held the win up high all Rafiki/Simba like./

[Boatman]

"Don't jump... Oh no, the cliff is crumbling... toss me the Win to lighten you."

I catch the Win... the cliff crumbles more.
I reach into my bag and rummage around.
We hear the sound of rocks tumbling... You are wobbling, about to go over..
"Aha.. my handy portable parachute."
I throw it..
You catch.
You overbalance..
I shout after you as you slip over..."The instructions are inside."

Walks off (away from cliff) whistling.

[Adammair]

Noticing the win you forgot to take with you, I pick it up, dust it off and take it with me.

[Belle33]

Awwww...thanks for delivering the Win to her rightful owner....me :)

[Rhedyn]

~sings a little ditty~ The win. The win. The win, the win, is mine!!!

[Boatman]

It maybe yours. But unfortunately (for you) I have it.
And possession is 9/10... etc

[SpiralSpider]

I have all 10 10ths! Moohaaa

[Boatman]

Not today Spidey. Back to your web, whilst I admire the Win.

[abandoneddolly]

wins

[Boatman]

Picks up flopped dolly and arranges her in a shop window.

Leaves with win.

[Belle33]

*Sneaks in just long enough to WIN*

[Boatman]

No ma'am, people often get confused by the awful sinage around here.
Take the down escalator over there for the Win department.
Sniggers, as leaves through back entrance with Win.

[Belle33]

Silly rabbit - this Win is all mine.

[Boatman]

You are persistent I'll admit.
Here, this huge bunch of flowers is for you.
I'll just take that Win so you can carry them.

[Belle33]

And you are tenacious.  Thank you for the flowers.
Please accept this compass, perhaps you can use it to find your own Win.
Wishes him good luck and saunters off with her Win.

[Boatman]

OK Belle, you win.
Boat treats you to a day at the races. And after you place winning bets on the first four races, he persuades you to gamble everything, including the Win and your shirt on the 5th.
Boat gallops off into the sunset on the 5th horse with the money and Win.

[SpiralSpider]

Snurgle

[cptBacon]

Sorry Spider, but this win is mine.

[Adammair]

...until I come to retrieve it.

[Boatman]

But I have it first.

[Adammair]

And I have it now.

[Boatman]

Oh looks good. Matches my Win.

[Adammair]

Of course, you realize your win is a cheap knock-off?

[Boatman]

At least its the real cheap knock off. Yours is just a photo.

[Rhedyn]

I beg to differ, this one is the real win.