Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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seffer

Granted, but my mind is a wreck.

I wish everyone to be as crazy as me.

Daoine Sidhe

I would grant that, but everyone already is as crazy as you.  So... yeah.

I wish I could have one night where I actually slept well.
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seffer

Granted. But only one night. Every other nights you will get nightmares and stuffs.

I wish to be a better writer.

himawari

granted. but you will have no muse to write..

i wish i had a stuff toy dog.
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seffer

Granted, but it comes alive and bit your arm.

I wish the toy remained as a toy.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  But other toys come to life.

I wish for things.
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Saytia

Granted, however, all these things have no meaning to you.

I wish I could have a shark for a pet.

himawari

granted but it out grew its tank and you've to give it away to an aquarium.

i wish i can travel the world
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Event Horizon

Granted. You'll travel the world:



on a big wheel.

I wish I had nice martini right now.

seffer

Granted, but it was poisoned.

I wish the martini wasn't poisoned.

Event Horizon

Granted. It's still mine, and it's on you.

I wish I knew how to knit.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You can only knit a sock - and never a matching pair.

I wish there were more words in the English language.
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seffer

Granted. The new words, however, made learning English become an almost impossible task since everyone keep confusing one word with another.

I wish there's only one universal language for everyone.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  It's gibberish.  Now, no one ever understands anyone.

I wish all of my favorite TV shows had thousands of episodes (and that I had the time to watch them all).
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seffer

Granted. You become so engrossed in watching them, turning you into a couch potato.

I wish you watch the series moderately.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  I become a couch tomato, instead.

I wish I wasn't any kind of food.
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himawari

granted. now you are a robot.

i wish i was human again...
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Daoine Sidhe

Ooo.  Robot-me.  I like.

Granted.  In a strange mix-up, you've been converted into a male underwear model.  Nice boxers.

I wish you weren't male, anymore.  Or do I?  Hmmm
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seffer

Granted. But since you didn't seem very sure, she's now a herm.

I wish she's a female again.

himawari

granted but you became female as well.

i wish i were female but don't suffer once a month.
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Saytia

Granted, however, now you suffer all the time. ):

I wish I could own a houseboat.

Poppy

Granted!

You just so happen to live in the Sahara.

I wish I could go back in time and give 13 year old me some advice.

Saytia

Granted, but 13 year-old you blows you off and does whatever anyway.

I wish I didn't live with people who don't pick up after themselves.

WashAutumstar

Granted, now you live on the street

I wish i was in a long term/happy/healthy relationship with a woman


“Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about how much you like something. It’s basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg

Sofina

Granted, just treat me nicely.

I wish people would accept me for who I am.
We all choose what path we follow..... Come down mine sometime. 

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