Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!

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A dozen pancakes, buttered and slathered in maple syrup, topped with a half a dozen fried eggs and a pound of bacon....and a fifth of Jack.

This is what my uncle used to eat every morning for breakfast while he drank.

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There was a time this thread would make me hungry, but since I had my gallbladder out I think I'm gonna be sick just looking at it.

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Eww... this thread makes me want to go vegetarian. Bleh-BLEH!!!
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Quote from: Chaotic Angel on June 06, 2009, 09:44:05 PM
There was a time this thread would make me hungry, but since I had my gallbladder out I think I'm gonna be sick just looking at it.

Actually that bacon cheese thing does anything but make me hungry as well. I hate food that's all gloppy with cheese, and don't get me wrong I love bacon but that shit is undercooked...undercooked pork is something you just don't mess around with, and if the fat is still white, it's undercooked. I make my bacon a nice medium brown and lightly crunchy.

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Quote from: HairyHeretic on June 07, 2009, 01:31:29 PM
Ah, I see Chuck Norris has taken up cooking.

Ah...but can Chuck Norris make a sandwich even he can't eat??

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It may be possible, but in that event the universe would simultaneously implode, explode and asplode for good measure, so Chuck, in his benevolence, has agreed never to try.
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Quote from: Tonalberry on June 07, 2009, 12:00:09 AM
This oughtta declog your arteries real good.



Aww, just like mom used to make. My mom is Chuck Norris, btw. He usually sprinkled it with gun powder and the tears of children as an admittedly more awesome substitute for ketchup. Packed it in my lunchbox every day.

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Quote from: The Overlord on June 07, 2009, 02:57:19 PM
Ah...but can Chuck Norris make a sandwich even he can't eat??

I think he may already have.


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Quote from: The Overlord on June 07, 2009, 02:57:19 PM
Ah...but can Chuck Norris make a sandwich even he can't eat??

This is like those "can God make a rock He can't lift" discussions, isn't it?

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...This food talk is making me hungry.

*goes and puts a lot of salt and butter on some already-buttered popcorn* Mmmm...sodium.

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XD I could go for super-buttered popcorn. But you know what's good (but not exactly heart attack on a plate material)? We have a popcorn popper where there's an arm that goes around in oil at the bottom. When the popcorn's done, just salt it and mmmmm