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Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Biman258

Granted but it's locked inside a safe

I wish I had a meetball sub

Auron

Granted, but we are legally required to put the word meat in quotations. Here is your "meat"ball sub.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

Mordred

Granted.. but your pronunciation of weiner is taken by the wish-gods as winner.. and while you sit there waiting for that shift into elongated bologna.. instead a vortex opens above and you are buried in a million ice cold hot dogs. Damn.. but no mustard. Time to start eating your way out.

I wish I was able to only make perfect decisions that only ended up with wonderful outcome.
*See Pillory*

Auron

Granted, but you are now a cold and unfeeling machine with no free will at all. The decisions you make help others, but you are numb to their joy.

I wish my hair were always perfect.

Biman258

Granted but your clothes never look good

I wish my father had been the one to invent google

Auron

Granted, but it never took off.

I wish I could type today.

Biman258

Granted but you'll miss something important
I wish my roommate would go out with me again ;)

Auron

Granted. You both step outside at the same time.

I wish this cough would go away.

Biman258

Granted but you get addicted to experimental cough syrup
I wish I could get paid a lot of money to not work

Auron

Granted, but it is far too much. You get paid so much that the money supply increases, causing rapid inflation. As you are the only one gathering this massive amount of money, people cannot afford basic necessities as their prices skyrocket. You send the country into a major economic depression, recovery is unlikely. The crash causes a ripple effect, ruining the world economy and billions of lives.

I wish I got a better phone signal at home.

DeadCell

Granted, but now everyone keeps calling you and they wont stop.

I wish a was a Cyborg like my avatar  ;D

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What is the colour of night?

Caitlin

Granted, but you don't have any sex organs and feel inclined to do a silly dance whenever somebody sneezes or coughs.

I wish I had my own spaceship.

Auron

Granted, but its on the moon.

I wish my cold would go away.

Caitlin

Granted, instead you have a fever.

I wish I had another space ship.

Auron

Granted. Its on top of your other one.

I wish I had something for my fever.

Caitlin

Granted, I'll put you in the spaceships you stacked on the moon. In space it's always cold! (Well, unless you bump into a star.)

I wish I had a submarine. It doesn't have to be yellow.

Auron

Granted, but its full of walruses.

I wish I lived in a yellow submarine.

Caitlin

Granted and it has all the walruses you gave me, though they're dead since they can't live in such tiny spaces and now smell horrible.

I wish I had an empty trash bin.

Auron

Granted, but the trash is scattered over your house.

I wish it were sunny

The Sparrower

Granted, but you live in Philadelphia.

I wish I was a robot.

Auron

Granted, but you're a rectal scope.

I wish I had a TARDIS!

The Sparrower

Granted, but it's being kept in an alternate dimension by creatures who don't follow Euclidean geometry.

I wish that I was a part of the Weapon X project, a la Wolverine or Deadpool!

Auron

Granted. You are Deadpool's next target!

I wish I could create matter at will

The Sparrower

Granted, but no matter what matter you make, it doesn't matter.

I wish I was useless.

Auron

Granted, but your loved ones throw you out with the trash.

I wish I had more money.