Ruin the Wish

Started by Blaed, August 22, 2011, 01:15:40 AM

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Sybl

Wish Granted. Before you buy insurance, someone steals it and it careens over a cliff.

I wish for a night out on the town.

madbadpenguin

You have a few too many drinks, you loose your friends and find yourself tied up on the floor of a guys van!

I wish I could release this tension
On my command let the bickering commence!

Sybl

Wish granted. You go for a walk a bus runs off the road, hits you, you find yourself in traction for 9 months.

I wish I could go sailing tomorrow.

Belle33

Granted, but the boat sinks and you end up having to be rescued by the Coast Guard.  But hey - it was an adventure, right?

I wish I could invent a new flavor of ice cream.

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madbadpenguin

You do but its rotten egg..

I wish for a night out with my old friends
On my command let the bickering commence!

Sybl

Wish granted, you meet your friends and they ask, " Who are you?"

I wish I had a new crystal penguin to add to my collection. ;)

madbadpenguin

I am sorry to announce that I'm not all crystal but the parts do let me see into the future. You can polish them if you wish.

I wish I could stay this up-beat for a while
On my command let the bickering commence!

Sybl

 
Quote from: madbadpenguin on September 15, 2011, 01:14:33 PM
I am sorry to announce that I'm not all crystal but the parts do let me see into the future. You can polish them if you wish.

I wish I could stay this up-beat for a while
:o Really, now.


Wish granted, a while ends and so do you.. ;)

I wish it was time to sleep.

madbadpenguin

Oh it is, just a shame it not going to be time to wake up for so very long.

I wish it was time to take you to bed!
On my command let the bickering commence!

Sybl

Wish Granted! I fall asleep, and you can't wake me.  :o

I wish to sleep on a bed of carpet moss in the forest, like I did in my youth.

madbadpenguin

Granted. However as you are no longer in your youth, your back locks and you cant move. You slowly starve to death and are eaten by animals of the woods. Who would have thought rabbits and squirrels eat meat!

I wish I could travel wherever I wanted in a flash.
On my command let the bickering commence!

Kazuume

Granted but every time you do you light on fire from the friction.

I wish I had a bigger bed.
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Sybl

Ninja'd:

Evil bad penguin. :P

Wish granted you travel in a flash and fry. (crispy penguin wings, yum)

to Kazuume: Wish granted your bed is a bed of nails. Sleep well. :P

I wish I had angel wings.

madbadpenguin

Of course you can have them, you deserve them for putting up with us after all. However after you grow them you have a unexplainable calling to street lamps like a moth.

I wish to know why you like bad penguins?
On my command let the bickering commence!

Sybl

Wish Granted. I whisper why I like them so much, and you can't hear a word I said.  ;) *flies to a lamp post*

I wish I had enough knowledge.

madbadpenguin

You do, shame its not enough to work a can opener.

I wish I could remain calmer
On my command let the bickering commence!

Sybl

 XD How did you know? :P

Wish Granted, you remain calm, so calm you forget to do the one thing that gets you what you want most.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

madbadpenguin

Wish granted, you can no longer stop yourself showing off your body to whoever you speak to.

I wish I could send PMs
On my command let the bickering commence!

Sybl

Wish granted. You can send PMs now, but the e-mailer is broken, so you have to wait 10 times longer.

I wish I had a pet turtle.

madbadpenguin

You forget you had put it in the bath for a longer swim, as you climb in for a shower it eats one of your toes.

I wish i could see a woman squirming to my words again
On my command let the bickering commence!

Sybl

Wish granted, but then you see that she is squirming because a turtle ate her toe.  ;D

I wish a certain penguin would get approved soon. :P

madbadpenguin

He does and won't stop bothering you.

I wish i would get approved soon
On my command let the bickering commence!

Sybl

Wish might be granted. However it took me 7 days of checking back. :P I was a newbie and a half. :P

(word to the wise, it is not a good thing to speak of that often, it messes with the minds of the admins)

I wish I lived nearer to the ocean.

madbadpenguin

Global warming claims your house!

I wish summer wasn't leaving us.
On my command let the bickering commence!

Sybl

Wish granted, but the heat dries up all the rivers and lakes, the world can't get rid of the stench quick enough.

I wish I had a dollar for all my good dreams.