Breakup with the person above you!

[LordHarketh193]

Oh you changed your status, well i'll go see my GF now, chow.

[MasterMischief]

You ate all of my jelly beans again!  True love doesn't eat all your jelly beans.  We're through!

[Thorneblood]

I've decided I am going to follow the Grateful Dead on tour.

[MasterMischief]

Two words for you, blood and thorn.  Not a fan of either, so, yeah, it's over!

[Blythe]

I have always loved you, friendly neighborhood llama....but I have met the friendly neighborhood alpaca, and we are eloping to Egypt together.   :'(

[MasterMischief]

I don't deserve you!

[Snapespersephone]

I loved you but I found a long blond hair in your wool *sniffles* I have chocolate curls baby so I have to let you go

[Nico]

Honey, you are really awesome, but you lack some parts I really love.

[Snapespersephone]

I know the feeling but I hope we can still shop and bitch together

[TeacupTwink]

You keep me on the side while you shop with another gay man? How distasteful, was I ever good enough?  :'(

[Snapespersephone]

oh but darling I was planning on introducing you...Ya know get my two GBF together if possible then maybe you could help me scratch my itch

[TeacupTwink]

Scratch your itch? Please, we're going to get massages from male models and make our way to the mall. You're buying.   ;)

[MasterMischief]

I'm a bear fan...sorry Twink.

[TeacupTwink]

I'm not into llamas. So it's okay.

[MasterMischief]

Not into llamas!  So it was that alpaca?!

Runs off in tears.

[TeacupTwink]

That Latin heart-throb of an alpaca it was!

[GlompNinja]

I'm so sorry darling but I need a man who's more of a coffee mug if you know what I mean.

[Snapespersephone]

Sorry I can't be with someone who wouldn't be with my friends

[Jclaymore]

Once our love was pure, good. Innocent. I really loved you but now... I can't be with someone who doesn't accept me for who and what I am. I'm sorry, but your corruption will not devour me along with what we had...

[TeacupTwink]

I'm sorry, but due to my fear of real life turning into a Horror movie - I simply can't be with a Jason.

[Sarah1234567]

I don't drink tea, TeacupTwink so we must break up.

[Jclaymore]

How can you not drink tea?! Tea is the best warm drink that is around, I'm sorry, but I can''t go on with someone who doesn't drink tea!

ps: Teacup, lol I am not Jason Voorhees XD

[GlompNinja]

I'm leaving you for  PBrickless. That's all.

[AmberStarfire]

I never did know you very well, GlompNinja (in fact we've never spoken before), but you're a wonderful person and deserve great things.. with someone else.

That's why I'm leaving you. Fear not, we'll be grand. We'll just be grand separately.

Party on,

Amber

[Jclaymore]

Sorry girl, I got worlds to save, reapers to destroy and vengeance to take for those they took from me. I'll be up in space working my magic so the rest of our race is safe. I won't be coming back, so don't wait for me to return. The only way I might return is either indoctrinated and hellbent on the destruction of all intelligent life, or in a Bodybag. And no, you're not coming. I can't use any distractions.

Love, Jason Claymore