Best criminal ever.

[MusicNeverDies]

For real. I want to marry this guy.

[Inkidu]

I can hardly believe it, and I watch stupid criminal shows  :o

[The Overlord]

Holy crap...

*GM- So you open the front door and go in. It's a modest shop with various wares, there is one merchant at the front desk.

*Punk- I pull my gun out and demand his gold.

*GM- Roll for Quickdraw feat and get +6 on initiative for the round.

*Punk- Uhhh... (rolls natural 1 on d20).

*GM- Ooohh, not good. The gun clatters loudly across the countertop, straight into the merchant's hands. Give me an Evasion roll.

*Punk- Damn damn damn...

*GM- You are penalized 5 points of Intelligence...

[Sabby]

Theres only one that tops this one, but sadly theres no vid of it on youtube :( the mugger simply asks for change, and when the clerk opens his register, the guy throws a punch at him, thinking he can just grab the till drawer and leg it. He hits him but slides and topples over the counter.