Four Letter Word - 1b

Started by Anesa, August 11, 2011, 01:41:19 PM

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Erotisch

Did I mentioned I'd do it all with my feet?

Mordred

Would you first mind walking barefoot through a tub of water dyed with beet?
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Erotisch

Oy. I can see I'm going to need a few bottles of beer after this.

Mordred

Mind if I leer a bit as you tip back those bottles?
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Kazuume

"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
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     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

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Mordred

I heard if you grind the letters in this thread down to powder, it can be used as feed for a certain type of wombat. I'm not sure I buy it.
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Belle33

Wombats are so cute when they're little; I need to know if you agree.


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Mordred

I'd have to be smokin' all sorts of exotic weed to deny such a thought.
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Erotisch

It has been longer than a week since I have heard someone talk about wombats.

Belle33

My heart is weak for wombats.

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Mordred

I wonder if those odd creatures ever had a beak, maybe way back in their evolutionary past, perhaps?
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Erotisch

Well if we found out they did, that would really peak your interest!

Belle33

As long as they don't leak fluid on the floor, they might make good pets.

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Mordred

If they do leak, there will be no option but to lead those silly critters out to the back yard.
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Erotisch

Perhaps they would be attracted to the smell of mead?

Mordred

I hope so.. would hate to resort to trying out the smell of raw meat.
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Beguile's Mistress

I've found that herding wombats is quite a feat.

Story Tale

Especially when you have to lasso them by the teat.

Erotisch

It would probably take a team of us to do it.

Mordred

If only we had a tractor beam!
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Erotisch

*pulls something out of her pocket*

I heard that you could grow one from this bean. I'm not sure how true that is. Thing it is worth a try?

Mordred

You mean all this business with the wombat chaos might actually be fixable? I think it's absolutely worth a try!
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Erotisch

Just then, the dean of the university where we've been hanging out, waiting for wombats, mice and rats to return called out to us on the intercom.

"We will be having a fire drill in 20 minutes. All who are in the building are expected to participate." 

I suppose this means us.