Finally! This is what we have all been waiting for...right?

Started by Heidili, April 19, 2011, 10:16:13 AM

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Heidili

Not sure if this is the appropriate forum for this. but I couldn't find anything better.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ethicists-update-list-of-acceptable-things-to-mast,20076/?utm_source=recentnews

Best quote from this article:
QuoteFor the 23rd consecutive edition, masturbating to a litter of newborn puppies is classified as "wrong, wrong, wrong."

innHERendo

This article is hilarious!

There are two many good quotes from this article, this one sums it up nicely though:

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The SVAP's editors acknowledged that their endeavor will likely always remain unfinished, since people have a near infinite capacity for finding new ways to excite themselves while manipulating their genitalia for self-pleasure.
My Ons/Offs

"I may not get to see you as often as I like. I may not get to hold you all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know, you're the one I love and I can't let you go.

Shjade

Quotethe late actor Heath Ledger (with the firm caveat that he only be masturbated to as a living person)
I admit, I laughed. But quietly.
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