"Famous" Last Words

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stormkitten

More-or-less self explanatory. What might be the last words to come out of an intellectually challenged person's mouth prior to departing the mortal coil?


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"I thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you despair?"

~Twisted Romance & Dark Tales~
*Extreme: Pregnancy & Breeding* 
ONS and OFFS

Kroduk

Ons and Offs

How can I be lost,
If I've got nowhere to go?
Search for seas of gold
How come it's got so cold?
How can I be lost?
In remembrance I relive.
And how can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?

Caeli

"Are you absolutely sure this thing works?"
ʙᴜᴛᴛᴇʀғʟɪᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏᴅ's ᴘʀᴏᴏғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀᴛ ʟɪғᴇ
ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇʟʏ ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ ғᴏʀ ɴᴇᴡ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏs

ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ❋ ғᴏʀ ɪᴅᴇᴀs; 'ø' ғᴏʀ ᴏɴs&ᴏғғs, ᴏʀ ᴘᴍ ᴍᴇ.
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Mordred

"You said those were blanks!!!"
*See Pillory*

HairyHeretic

My personal favourite is "Don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist .."

General John Sedgewick, during the American Civil War. At that point a cannonball took his head off.
Hairys Likes, Dislikes, Games n Stuff

Cattle die, kinsmen die
You too one day shall die
I know a thing that will never die
Fair fame of one who has earned it.

BaronS

"Dont worry, its not loaded."

Personally I intend for mine to be "The gold is buried..." and die mid-sentence.  That would leave everyone wondering. 
Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

WyldRanger

"I have a bad feeling about this..."

saturnschild

"hey lets go down the deserted path way to get home.....of course it safe its deserted"
The greatest thing you can ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.-Moulin Rouge
In a world ruled by the dead, we are forced to finally start living.- Walking Dead
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him. - Johnny Cash

Ons and Offs saturn

Amberghylles

"Why are the torches turning blue?"

Kroduk

"So... didja eat 'em?"

Said to a high level Barbarian concerning his dead parents.
Ons and Offs

How can I be lost,
If I've got nowhere to go?
Search for seas of gold
How come it's got so cold?
How can I be lost?
In remembrance I relive.
And how can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?

gtredford


Mordred

Nice hotel you have here, Mr Bates!
*See Pillory*

Kroduk

"It's the red wire. Always cut the red wire."
Ons and Offs

How can I be lost,
If I've got nowhere to go?
Search for seas of gold
How come it's got so cold?
How can I be lost?
In remembrance I relive.
And how can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?

Diabolus Lupus

"Ooo, Goodie" <- Always spells particularly difficult encounters for our party when coming from the DM's mouth.

stormkitten

Awww isn't it cute.... its only a baby....
"I thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you despair?"

~Twisted Romance & Dark Tales~
*Extreme: Pregnancy & Breeding* 
ONS and OFFS

Mordred

Last one in the water is a rotten egg!
*See Pillory*

Kroduk

"Nah, it's allright, Hippos are friendly! They're like the big, fat, cows of the river."
Ons and Offs

How can I be lost,
If I've got nowhere to go?
Search for seas of gold
How come it's got so cold?
How can I be lost?
In remembrance I relive.
And how can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?

snow

"what the, who drooled on my shoulder?!?"
RAWR! (it means i love you in dinosaur =S)

i do not understand what i do...it is no longer I myself who dose it, but it is evil living in me...for what i do not the good i want to do; no, the evil i do not want to do---this i keep on doing...i fined this law at work when i see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the laws of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of evil, i my self in my mind am a slave to goods laws, but in the evil nature a slave to the laws of evil

Diabolus Lupus


Mordred

Who needs an electrician... I know what I'm doing!
*See Pillory*

snow

RAWR! (it means i love you in dinosaur =S)

i do not understand what i do...it is no longer I myself who dose it, but it is evil living in me...for what i do not the good i want to do; no, the evil i do not want to do---this i keep on doing...i fined this law at work when i see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the laws of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of evil, i my self in my mind am a slave to goods laws, but in the evil nature a slave to the laws of evil

HairyHeretic

If we're bringing in in-game ones, the following was uttered by a guy I played with back at high school.

"I headbutt the dragon AGAIN!"

That one still makes me laugh.
Hairys Likes, Dislikes, Games n Stuff

Cattle die, kinsmen die
You too one day shall die
I know a thing that will never die
Fair fame of one who has earned it.

Mordred

Umm, do you hear a chainsaw?
*See Pillory*

Diabolus Lupus

Not really last words, but we still give the guy a hard time about it, since he said this as we were going into combat.

"I go and masturbate in the corner."

Mordred

Hey man... what's with the hook?
*See Pillory*